Anonymous: Hey im jealous because my friend hooked up with a hot person and i havent what should i do

beesmygod:

look at this fish that looks like a dog

radsturbate:

marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than u so they wont eat all of urs

embracethelonelyroad:

out bantered! 

embracethelonelyroad:

out bantered! 

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causeallidoisdance:

grim-doll:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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T O D A Y I S T H E D A Y

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officialjeffgoldblum:

Harry potter fans have truly outdone themselves w/ this amazing commentary on & defense of rowling’s Honorary Gay Dumbledork

officialjeffgoldblum:

Harry potter fans have truly outdone themselves w/ this amazing commentary on & defense of rowling’s Honorary Gay Dumbledork

beremylovechild:

When Nicki Minaj came out with Anaconda the media was like

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But now that J.lo & Iggy  have came out with the equally explicit “Booty “they’re like

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doubleohmogar:

franerys:

katiebpeters:

chloereneeeee:

How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they can’t get that high.

How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, she holds it up and waits for the world to revolve around her.

How many singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. An alto to actually do it and a soprano to stand by and ask “isn’t that a little high for you?”

u wanna fucking go

shieldmaiden-of-celestial-intent:

vanquisherofdeath:

reallyjustmadmaninabox:

Dramatic pauses

Love how the Doctor and Barty are in the same photoset representing two different characters

I’m also glad that Capt. Kirk the king of dramatic pauses was included in this set.

sarahseeandersen:

Been waiting for this aaaallll year.

sarahseeandersen:

Been waiting for this aaaallll year.

  • straight couple: *make out in public at random intervals in weird places*
  • straight couple: *grabs each other's asses in public*
  • straight couple: *are not in any way inconspicuous about the fact that they are feeling each other up in public*
  • gay couple: *holds hands in public*
  • straight people: that is VILE and it is CORRUPTING my entire FAMILY. my grandmother is crying. my children have all shit their pants at the same time. WHO WILL THINK OF THE CHILDREN
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