— Anonymous: Hey im jealous because my friend hooked up with a hot person and i havent what should i do
look at this fish that looks like a dog
marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than u so they wont eat all of urs
OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK
OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
OCTOBER IS TOMORROW
T O D A Y I S T H E D A Y
When Nicki Minaj came out with Anaconda the media was like
But now that J.lo & Iggy have came out with the equally explicit “Booty “they’re like
How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they can’t get that high.
How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, she holds it up and waits for the world to revolve around her.
How many singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. An alto to actually do it and a soprano to stand by and ask “isn’t that a little high for you?”
u wanna fucking go